At your service.

Greetings and Salutations, dear readers.

My name is H. Whouwitz, MD and PHD. If you don't believe me, look at my certificate. My nephew is a JP.

I specialize in the most obscure of bodily afflictions; if you can't name it, I know it. Also I am a firm supporter of folk remedies as opposed to fancy pants machinery and computer wizardry. Cutting edge my left ankle!

Stay tuned as I post advice on how to deal with the conditions that no-one else will touch!

- Dr. W.

(P.S.: If you are reading this Bernie, I'll post the fiver to you soon, I'm a little short at the moment.)